Making Headway

My investigation is really taking some interesting turns. I called Russ(one of the people from the couch) and asked him if he is still on my couch. He said there is no one on my couch. That sounds like something someone who is lying about being on my fucking couch would say. He was probly just talking real quiet

Update: Still Holding it in

I'm too busy being comfortable

I gotta pee

I gotta pee so ill probly have to stand up soon, which should answer all my questions about whether or not anyone is still on my fucking couch.

???

Last night I went to sleep and there were some people on my couch. Now I'm awake and I can't tell if anyone is still there because my desk is in the way of the view from my bed. Does anyone have any information on the matter?